Sigh.
We won't be getting any more original Christmas carols from Wesley Willis, who died earlier this year. But we can always enjoy the ones we have. Like this one, brilliantly animated by one of my fave web animators, Weebl. (via boingboing.net) R.I.P, Wesley.
Wesley Willis | Santa
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Sunday, December 21, 2003
I know it's only the tip of the iceberg
...but go, Microsoft! I'd be happy with a 'cease & desist' order, though. Or some kind of class action settlement. (I really doubt Microsoft needs the money from this lawsuit, if they win.)
Salon.com Technology | Microsoft, N.Y. sue alleged spam ring
...but go, Microsoft! I'd be happy with a 'cease & desist' order, though. Or some kind of class action settlement. (I really doubt Microsoft needs the money from this lawsuit, if they win.)
Salon.com Technology | Microsoft, N.Y. sue alleged spam ring
Friday, December 19, 2003
"Hello, BB? This is Horshack..."
I watched a show on Trio last night -- The Pop Culture Round Up: White Noise. It was surprisingly smart and funny (especially the White Noise Players, doing interpretive readings of Reality TV show scripts), and took a nice, catty look at 2003 pop culture.
In a segment called "Things We Like," they mentioned the following web site. It's truly as cheap and embarrassing and awful as it sounds. For a mere $30, you can have a C- or D-list actor call someone you love and deliver a personal message from you. It's not a recording. The celebrity actually CALLS.
The idea of The Hulk or Willis or that woman from Saturday Night Fever calling me personally gives me the fremps SO BAD, words fail me.
Hollywood Is Calling
Be sure to scroll down to see the celebrities...
I watched a show on Trio last night -- The Pop Culture Round Up: White Noise. It was surprisingly smart and funny (especially the White Noise Players, doing interpretive readings of Reality TV show scripts), and took a nice, catty look at 2003 pop culture.
In a segment called "Things We Like," they mentioned the following web site. It's truly as cheap and embarrassing and awful as it sounds. For a mere $30, you can have a C- or D-list actor call someone you love and deliver a personal message from you. It's not a recording. The celebrity actually CALLS.
The idea of The Hulk or Willis or that woman from Saturday Night Fever calling me personally gives me the fremps SO BAD, words fail me.
Hollywood Is Calling
Be sure to scroll down to see the celebrities...
Thursday, December 18, 2003
Fab pre-fab.
This is just so damn cool. $29,000 + change and you could have an incredibly cool house. I wouldn't mind being the first one on MY block with one of these...
Rocio Romero, modern design and prefab architecture
This is just so damn cool. $29,000 + change and you could have an incredibly cool house. I wouldn't mind being the first one on MY block with one of these...
Rocio Romero, modern design and prefab architecture
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Surprise your clients. Delight your friends.
Anyone in the design business is familiar with "lorem ipsum" -- when you don't have real copy, you put in paragraphs of fake text to show that there would be copy there if you had any. (In web, sometimes you don't have real text until about a minute and a half before you launch, but that's another story...) Anyway "lorem ipsum" is Latin, and it's got something to do with pain. Fact is, no one really cares what it means, except maybe your university clients.
Malevole has come up with a great alternative text generator. You tell them how many paragraphs you need, and they provide you with the intros to television shows to drop into your designs. I got the intro to 'Hart to Hart' and 'The A-Team.' Trivia and an inside design joke all in one. Fab. (via veer.com)
malevole - Text Generator
Anyone in the design business is familiar with "lorem ipsum" -- when you don't have real copy, you put in paragraphs of fake text to show that there would be copy there if you had any. (In web, sometimes you don't have real text until about a minute and a half before you launch, but that's another story...) Anyway "lorem ipsum" is Latin, and it's got something to do with pain. Fact is, no one really cares what it means, except maybe your university clients.
Malevole has come up with a great alternative text generator. You tell them how many paragraphs you need, and they provide you with the intros to television shows to drop into your designs. I got the intro to 'Hart to Hart' and 'The A-Team.' Trivia and an inside design joke all in one. Fab. (via veer.com)
malevole - Text Generator
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
I feel so damned hip.
Tina, my own personal guide to/litmus test of cool, took me to a friend's party at a design studio in NY last year. I was one of the few Americans there (by midnight the place was slam-packed with beautiful European and Asian people). And I was definitely the only-est person from Milwaukee, WI. Tonight I'm trawling through shopping sites and find a book about that very design studio...wow. Everyone needs a Tina. If you don't have one, trust me. You need to find one. Pronto.
ZAKKA BOOKS AND MAGAZINES | tellmewhy - karlssonwilker inc. | The First 24 Months of a New York Design Company
Tina, my own personal guide to/litmus test of cool, took me to a friend's party at a design studio in NY last year. I was one of the few Americans there (by midnight the place was slam-packed with beautiful European and Asian people). And I was definitely the only-est person from Milwaukee, WI. Tonight I'm trawling through shopping sites and find a book about that very design studio...wow. Everyone needs a Tina. If you don't have one, trust me. You need to find one. Pronto.
ZAKKA BOOKS AND MAGAZINES | tellmewhy - karlssonwilker inc. | The First 24 Months of a New York Design Company
Sunday, December 14, 2003
Strange design contest.
It wouldn't be strange, except that it's sponsored by Design Within Reach, the company that sells ridiculously expensive designer furniture to people with modern taste and vast amounts of money. Perhaps you can use the thousand dollars you win to buy a designer lamp or ashtray from their catalog. (via boingboing.net)
Design Within Reach | Champagne Cork Chair Contest
It wouldn't be strange, except that it's sponsored by Design Within Reach, the company that sells ridiculously expensive designer furniture to people with modern taste and vast amounts of money. Perhaps you can use the thousand dollars you win to buy a designer lamp or ashtray from their catalog. (via boingboing.net)
Design Within Reach | Champagne Cork Chair Contest
Friday, December 12, 2003
Cool new ad campaign
Virgin Mobile USA's "Pay as you go" print campaign. Awfully anti-establishment, hip design for a big company. Cooool. Wish it happened more often.
(nice tip from PrintCritic's new email newsletter)
Virgin Mobile USA | The Book of Virgin
Virgin Mobile USA's "Pay as you go" print campaign. Awfully anti-establishment, hip design for a big company. Cooool. Wish it happened more often.
(nice tip from PrintCritic's new email newsletter)
Virgin Mobile USA | The Book of Virgin
It's hard NOT to read a story with a headline like this.
Man agrees to stop selling body parts from home
Man agrees to stop selling body parts from home
Thursday, December 11, 2003
Oh, heavens.
Don't tell my mom I blogged this. She won't be pleased. But some of it is really funny...
(via seethru.co.uk)
I am with you always
Don't tell my mom I blogged this. She won't be pleased. But some of it is really funny...
(via seethru.co.uk)
I am with you always
Sure, I get the point.
But it's still kind of a weird concept. Oh, well. Kudos to 'em for making malaria and parasitic diseases fun...
Nobel e-Museum: Malaria
But it's still kind of a weird concept. Oh, well. Kudos to 'em for making malaria and parasitic diseases fun...
Nobel e-Museum: Malaria
Monday, December 8, 2003
Dunno how I missed this.
Luckily Paul sent it to me on my birthday in place of a cheesy e-card. It made me laugh. And I like to laugh. (Thanks, Paul.)
It's actually kind of zen to watch it for awhile without shaking it, too.
Holiday Snowglobe
Luckily Paul sent it to me on my birthday in place of a cheesy e-card. It made me laugh. And I like to laugh. (Thanks, Paul.)
It's actually kind of zen to watch it for awhile without shaking it, too.
Holiday Snowglobe
Thursday, December 4, 2003
Awww.
Okay. Maybe it's just my own silly hobby. But every once in awhile, when I'm a wee bit on the bored side, I google people I know.
So, today, I started with Bradley. And behold...! The man truly is a giant.
Bonsai Web | Bradley's Ficus Microcarpa
On a more sinister note, when I googled myself, I discovered, to my horror, that there appears to be a young (or masquerading as young) porn star WITH MY NAME. I can't even bring myself to find out what the other BB looks like. I'm SO icked out.
Okay. Maybe it's just my own silly hobby. But every once in awhile, when I'm a wee bit on the bored side, I google people I know.
So, today, I started with Bradley. And behold...! The man truly is a giant.
Bonsai Web | Bradley's Ficus Microcarpa
On a more sinister note, when I googled myself, I discovered, to my horror, that there appears to be a young (or masquerading as young) porn star WITH MY NAME. I can't even bring myself to find out what the other BB looks like. I'm SO icked out.
Wednesday, December 3, 2003
Tonight's special
...is two olive-garnished meat patties with cheese, two hot dogs in a bun slathered with some kind of oniony coleslaw and a side of gherkins. For dessert we have pancakes with maple syrup served directly on the table. Our house red wine is perfect match for both the entree and dessert.
I don't know if the picture can possibly beat that description. Judge for yourself. (The pancakes on the table statement made me laugh harder than anything I've read in years.)
Archie McFee | Creepy Food Placemats
My second favorite item is the Jumbo Pencil. I don't know why. Giant office supplies are just funny.
...is two olive-garnished meat patties with cheese, two hot dogs in a bun slathered with some kind of oniony coleslaw and a side of gherkins. For dessert we have pancakes with maple syrup served directly on the table. Our house red wine is perfect match for both the entree and dessert.
I don't know if the picture can possibly beat that description. Judge for yourself. (The pancakes on the table statement made me laugh harder than anything I've read in years.)
Archie McFee | Creepy Food Placemats
My second favorite item is the Jumbo Pencil. I don't know why. Giant office supplies are just funny.
First off, The Shins are ace.
Second, I love Aesthetic Apparatus, a cuppla guys from the wilds of Minnesota who create amazing concert posters. (And probably other stuff, but I only know about the concert posters.) They're like crazy Amish hipsters, still slapping paint over mesh to create silkscreened posters that are downright breathtaking at times.
So when I got this link in the mail today, I had no choice but to blog it. The commentary is so lovely and funny.
THE SHINS
Second, I love Aesthetic Apparatus, a cuppla guys from the wilds of Minnesota who create amazing concert posters. (And probably other stuff, but I only know about the concert posters.) They're like crazy Amish hipsters, still slapping paint over mesh to create silkscreened posters that are downright breathtaking at times.
So when I got this link in the mail today, I had no choice but to blog it. The commentary is so lovely and funny.
THE SHINS
Tuesday, December 2, 2003
All that fuss about "Fat Elvis" or "Thin Elvis" stamps.
The Dutch would've given you both, I bet, since you can put your own picture on their air mail stamps. I can't help but wonder, though, how often people submit pictures of their bums and bits? Hmm.
Springwise.com | Personalized Stamps
The Dutch would've given you both, I bet, since you can put your own picture on their air mail stamps. I can't help but wonder, though, how often people submit pictures of their bums and bits? Hmm.
Springwise.com | Personalized Stamps
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
How did I not know about this?
Man, I hope they start flying out of non-coast cities soon...
Song Airline
Man, I hope they start flying out of non-coast cities soon...
Song Airline
Granted, I'm not the target audience
...but this actually makes my stomach churn.
Target | Disney Princess Christmas Tree
...but this actually makes my stomach churn.
Target | Disney Princess Christmas Tree
Monday, November 24, 2003
Polite technology.
Do you think it would work better if the sidewalks loudly chastised litterbugs?
Trash cans say 'thank you,' sing to the public
Do you think it would work better if the sidewalks loudly chastised litterbugs?
Trash cans say 'thank you,' sing to the public
Friday, November 21, 2003
The best radio station ever.
They just redesigned their web site, so I figured it's time to give them props for the many hours of streaming joy they've given me. Great music, excellent dj's and NO COMMERCIALS. I love these guys.
KEXP 90.3 FM | where the music matters
They just redesigned their web site, so I figured it's time to give them props for the many hours of streaming joy they've given me. Great music, excellent dj's and NO COMMERCIALS. I love these guys.
KEXP 90.3 FM | where the music matters
Thursday, November 20, 2003
A post-halloween scare.
Just an estimate, of course, but it still scares the bejeezus outta me to watch this tick along at such an alarming rate.
Cost of War
Just an estimate, of course, but it still scares the bejeezus outta me to watch this tick along at such an alarming rate.
Cost of War
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
Once again, I wish I was a t-shirt-wearin' girl.
If I was, I'd definitely buy this one.
Toothpastefordinner.com | Shut up
If I was, I'd definitely buy this one.
Toothpastefordinner.com | Shut up
Saturday, November 15, 2003
A little film about Joe.
A surprisingly cinematic little flash film about an ordinary guy. Nice little payoff at the end.
ultralights | joe's story 01
A surprisingly cinematic little flash film about an ordinary guy. Nice little payoff at the end.
ultralights | joe's story 01
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Possibly my favorite headline ever.
Yes, it's a real headline.
Fijian village cursed since cannibals consumed missionary
Yes, it's a real headline.
Fijian village cursed since cannibals consumed missionary
Friday, November 7, 2003
The end of the world.
Beautifully explained in charming graphics. I LOVE this.
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endofworld.swf
Beautifully explained in charming graphics. I LOVE this.
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endofworld.swf
The weirdness of dreams
...retold in comic strip format. People submit their dreams to his site, and Jess Reklaw draws them. Yes, it sounds boring, but it's completely addictive once you start reading it.
Slow Wave | Archives
...retold in comic strip format. People submit their dreams to his site, and Jess Reklaw draws them. Yes, it sounds boring, but it's completely addictive once you start reading it.
Slow Wave | Archives
Wednesday, November 5, 2003
Guess how this story ends.
What a putz.
All David Alan Waters had to do to stay a free man was plant 10 chrysanthemums in the yard of Minnie Becton, the 99-year-old woman whose home he vandalized in January.
Man gets jail term over 10 flowers
What a putz.
All David Alan Waters had to do to stay a free man was plant 10 chrysanthemums in the yard of Minnie Becton, the 99-year-old woman whose home he vandalized in January.
Man gets jail term over 10 flowers
Da-amn.
London. Two hundred bucks R/T. Book by tomorrow night. Hopefully, someone out there can take advantage of this. (If I had any vacation funds left, I'd buy tickets for me and all my QRios.)
British Airways - Special Offer - Fly to London for $100*
London. Two hundred bucks R/T. Book by tomorrow night. Hopefully, someone out there can take advantage of this. (If I had any vacation funds left, I'd buy tickets for me and all my QRios.)
British Airways - Special Offer - Fly to London for $100*
Friday, October 31, 2003
Happy Halloween!
Today's entry for This Is Broken made me laugh out loud. Especially the second picture.
Good Experience | This Is Broken
Today's entry for This Is Broken made me laugh out loud. Especially the second picture.
Good Experience | This Is Broken
Thursday, October 30, 2003
Tina rocks so big.
She sent me this link yesterday, and I just got around to checking it out. I'm in lurve. I want ALL of them.
Flying Pig Gallery | Paper automata
She sent me this link yesterday, and I just got around to checking it out. I'm in lurve. I want ALL of them.
Flying Pig Gallery | Paper automata
Okay. Two problems with this.
1) If it's protecting CHILDREN why isn't it "Protection From Child Pornography Week?" (tip from numberonehitsong.com)
2) He'd probably get a lot more support if it was "Protection From Pornography SPAM Week." I'd consider voting him back into office if he could rid my In box of ads for horny housewives and men who are, apparently, three inches too small.
Nah. I'd still vote against him. But I'd give him props for helpin' me out.
Protection From Pornography Week 2003
1) If it's protecting CHILDREN why isn't it "Protection From Child Pornography Week?" (tip from numberonehitsong.com)
2) He'd probably get a lot more support if it was "Protection From Pornography SPAM Week." I'd consider voting him back into office if he could rid my In box of ads for horny housewives and men who are, apparently, three inches too small.
Nah. I'd still vote against him. But I'd give him props for helpin' me out.
Protection From Pornography Week 2003
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
Perplexing. Truly perplexing.
I've never understood why people pronounce this word "asterIKS" or "asterIK." But what I find absolutely mysterious is the 1.36% of the participants who chose "Other" as their answer in this survey.
Dialect Survey Results
If you like words, the rest of the site will probably make you laugh and cry more than an Amy Tan novel. (via the delightful languagehat.com)
I've never understood why people pronounce this word "asterIKS" or "asterIK." But what I find absolutely mysterious is the 1.36% of the participants who chose "Other" as their answer in this survey.
Dialect Survey Results
If you like words, the rest of the site will probably make you laugh and cry more than an Amy Tan novel. (via the delightful languagehat.com)
Monday, October 27, 2003
Next time you're in Hamburg or Berlin
...save some serious money on a rental car. Rent a Maxhopp car for one Euro/day (about $1.10). Get an environmentally friendly car for exactly three days and agree to drive at least 30 km/day. What's the catch? There isn't one. Maxhopp vehicles are plastered with advertisements -- you drive 'em around, you get 'em dirt cheap. Now THAT's cool.
Maxhopp | Rent a car for a euro a day
...save some serious money on a rental car. Rent a Maxhopp car for one Euro/day (about $1.10). Get an environmentally friendly car for exactly three days and agree to drive at least 30 km/day. What's the catch? There isn't one. Maxhopp vehicles are plastered with advertisements -- you drive 'em around, you get 'em dirt cheap. Now THAT's cool.
Maxhopp | Rent a car for a euro a day
Okay. This is being blogged all over the place.
But there's a reason for that. It's just bizarre. Not so much for the obvious reasons, but because the guy's been struck by lightning TWICE during the shoot.
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Jesus actor struck by lightning
But there's a reason for that. It's just bizarre. Not so much for the obvious reasons, but because the guy's been struck by lightning TWICE during the shoot.
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Jesus actor struck by lightning
Sunday, October 26, 2003
This just made me laugh.
Folks have done many strange things over the years in an effort to beat the [breathalyzer]. In a case heard in an Alberta courtroom in March 1985, 28-year-old Dave Zurfluh who was stopped on suspicion of driving while under the influence ate his undershorts in the belief they would soak up the excess alcohol in his system. According to Constable Bill Robinson, the arresting officer, he heard 'some ripping and tearing' from the back of the cruiser. 'I looked in the back and he was tearing pieces of the crotch of his underwear out and stuffing them in his mouth,' Robinson testified.
Urban Legends Reference Pages | Take My Breath Away
Folks have done many strange things over the years in an effort to beat the [breathalyzer]. In a case heard in an Alberta courtroom in March 1985, 28-year-old Dave Zurfluh who was stopped on suspicion of driving while under the influence ate his undershorts in the belief they would soak up the excess alcohol in his system. According to Constable Bill Robinson, the arresting officer, he heard 'some ripping and tearing' from the back of the cruiser. 'I looked in the back and he was tearing pieces of the crotch of his underwear out and stuffing them in his mouth,' Robinson testified.
Urban Legends Reference Pages | Take My Breath Away
Fremps. On so very many levels.
Via b3ta.com. Of course. Double A's good intentions simply don't make up for the fremps-inducing awfulness of this.
Celebrity mental health patient Adam Ant has been all over the UK tabloids with his new version of his 80s hit Stand and Deliver. Called Save the Gorillas it's a charming plea on behalf of the Dian Fossey foundation. But what we really enjoyed is this unplugged style video showing Adam really enjoying recording the song. He looks really chipper.
Adam Ant - Save the Gorilla
Via b3ta.com. Of course. Double A's good intentions simply don't make up for the fremps-inducing awfulness of this.
Celebrity mental health patient Adam Ant has been all over the UK tabloids with his new version of his 80s hit Stand and Deliver. Called Save the Gorillas it's a charming plea on behalf of the Dian Fossey foundation. But what we really enjoyed is this unplugged style video showing Adam really enjoying recording the song. He looks really chipper.
Adam Ant - Save the Gorilla
Hard to believe
I was just dragging my roll-y luggage through this very train station three days ago.
(I have to give Tunick credit for being able to coordinate these shoots. And the final product of his photography is quite beautiful. But I think it's time to move on from the mass nudity thing. Just a thought.)
CNN.com - Women join New York nude photo shoot - Oct. 26, 2003
I was just dragging my roll-y luggage through this very train station three days ago.
(I have to give Tunick credit for being able to coordinate these shoots. And the final product of his photography is quite beautiful. But I think it's time to move on from the mass nudity thing. Just a thought.)
CNN.com - Women join New York nude photo shoot - Oct. 26, 2003
It was worth checking out the article...
...just for the bit below.
Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.
(Someone's dad is squirming, too, I bet.)
CNN.com - Schoolboys took Viagra at lunch
...just for the bit below.
Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.
(Someone's dad is squirming, too, I bet.)
CNN.com - Schoolboys took Viagra at lunch
Friday, October 24, 2003
So incredibly sad.
I was out with my friends tonight when I heard about Elliott Smith's suicide. I've been locked up in conference rooms or on the road for two days and hadn't heard.
Wow.
When I was surfing around trying to find out more information, I ran across this. First, I was surprised to find that Margaret Cho (yes, Bradley -- the comedienne) has a blog. Second, I was surprised to find out she's such a big Elliott Smith fan. Third, this bit of what she wrote (below) is exactly what I'd love to hear if I was a singer/songwriter. I wonder if he had any idea the incredibly tender feelings his music provoked in people?
One time I was in Portland on tour, an early morning before I was about to leave for home and I walked into a bagel shop. You were there, not in person, but your record was playing. The sleepy, baby cute hippie kid behind the counter was singing along to you, quiet just like you, and he knew every word. There was another raggedy girl cleaning up tables behind me, and she was singing too. Then this other kid came into the shop, and waited in line, and he was singing - as if on cue, a little off key, but almost in harmony. Pretty soon, so was I. But we were all in our own private worlds, our voices barely audible, singing only for ourselves. Were you singing for yourself? I hope so. I hope that you could love your music like it was loved by everyone else.
Margaret Cho BLOG
I was out with my friends tonight when I heard about Elliott Smith's suicide. I've been locked up in conference rooms or on the road for two days and hadn't heard.
Wow.
When I was surfing around trying to find out more information, I ran across this. First, I was surprised to find that Margaret Cho (yes, Bradley -- the comedienne) has a blog. Second, I was surprised to find out she's such a big Elliott Smith fan. Third, this bit of what she wrote (below) is exactly what I'd love to hear if I was a singer/songwriter. I wonder if he had any idea the incredibly tender feelings his music provoked in people?
One time I was in Portland on tour, an early morning before I was about to leave for home and I walked into a bagel shop. You were there, not in person, but your record was playing. The sleepy, baby cute hippie kid behind the counter was singing along to you, quiet just like you, and he knew every word. There was another raggedy girl cleaning up tables behind me, and she was singing too. Then this other kid came into the shop, and waited in line, and he was singing - as if on cue, a little off key, but almost in harmony. Pretty soon, so was I. But we were all in our own private worlds, our voices barely audible, singing only for ourselves. Were you singing for yourself? I hope so. I hope that you could love your music like it was loved by everyone else.
Margaret Cho BLOG
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Yes. Absolutely.
This perfectly describes one of our clients, who shall remain nameless. But I'll be seeing her in the next few days, and I may leave this on her chair. Anonymously. Then I'll run like hell.
(thanks for the link, Anne!)
Toothpaste For Dinner | Bang this out
This perfectly describes one of our clients, who shall remain nameless. But I'll be seeing her in the next few days, and I may leave this on her chair. Anonymously. Then I'll run like hell.
(thanks for the link, Anne!)
Toothpaste For Dinner | Bang this out
Monday, October 20, 2003
This actually made me laugh.
Sad that people have to take this particular problem into their own hands. But at least this offers a cheap solution.
Knee Defender | protect against reclining seatbacks on airplanes
The courtesy card on this page is particularly fab. Unfortunately, you can pretty much guess how well this will go over with most airline passengers...or maybe I just don't have enough faith in the sensitivity of my fellow passengers.
Sad that people have to take this particular problem into their own hands. But at least this offers a cheap solution.
Knee Defender | protect against reclining seatbacks on airplanes
The courtesy card on this page is particularly fab. Unfortunately, you can pretty much guess how well this will go over with most airline passengers...or maybe I just don't have enough faith in the sensitivity of my fellow passengers.
Sunday, October 19, 2003
The more I think about it...
...the more I realize: this really IS the dumbest stunt an intelligent person could do without a moral or ethical reason for doing it. No wonder the British are pelting him with food.
Blaine in Poor Health, Nutritionist Says
...the more I realize: this really IS the dumbest stunt an intelligent person could do without a moral or ethical reason for doing it. No wonder the British are pelting him with food.
Blaine in Poor Health, Nutritionist Says
Friday, October 17, 2003
Oooh. A new approach to an old medium?
What a intriguing way to generate some curiosity about a new novel by a good author -- a web site that tantalizes with little scenes and clues from the book. Kinda reminds me of the Donny Darko web site, but I've never seen anything like this for a novel.
It's a shame the site is so damn pokey and wastes so much time getting into any kind of narrative. But it's definitely still interesting enough to blog.
Be sure to click "low resolution" on the intro screen. And hang tight through the first few minutes. It does get more interesting.
HEY, NOSTRADAMUS! The New Novel by Douglas Coupland
What a intriguing way to generate some curiosity about a new novel by a good author -- a web site that tantalizes with little scenes and clues from the book. Kinda reminds me of the Donny Darko web site, but I've never seen anything like this for a novel.
It's a shame the site is so damn pokey and wastes so much time getting into any kind of narrative. But it's definitely still interesting enough to blog.
Be sure to click "low resolution" on the intro screen. And hang tight through the first few minutes. It does get more interesting.
HEY, NOSTRADAMUS! The New Novel by Douglas Coupland
Thursday, October 16, 2003
I find sites like this equally fascinating and unsettling.
You have the voyeuristic thrill of reading other people's anonymous confessions, but then you have to realize that real people wrote them.
Hmm.
grouphug | let it all out
You have the voyeuristic thrill of reading other people's anonymous confessions, but then you have to realize that real people wrote them.
Hmm.
grouphug | let it all out
I admit it. I'm a complete robot dork.
But, c'mon -- it seems like everyone is coming out with really cool ones right now.
Paul sent me this link last week -- I loved it. But, I swear, I nearly cooed watching this, starring the same little robot guy:
Hoap signs his name
But, c'mon -- it seems like everyone is coming out with really cool ones right now.
Paul sent me this link last week -- I loved it. But, I swear, I nearly cooed watching this, starring the same little robot guy:
Hoap signs his name
Schadenfreude.
The whole site will make you feel better about looking less than perfect and not having spent a gazillion bucks to do it.
But I must confess...Meg Ryan's continuing transformation into silly putty is just depressing.
Awful Plastic Surgery: More Meg Ryan
The whole site will make you feel better about looking less than perfect and not having spent a gazillion bucks to do it.
But I must confess...Meg Ryan's continuing transformation into silly putty is just depressing.
Awful Plastic Surgery: More Meg Ryan
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
Huzzah!
Milwaukee rates #25 on Forbe's list of Best Cities for Singles. It may not be great, but -- take THAT, Portland (#26).
A tale of cool cities | csmonitor.com
Milwaukee rates #25 on Forbe's list of Best Cities for Singles. It may not be great, but -- take THAT, Portland (#26).
A tale of cool cities | csmonitor.com
Thursday, October 9, 2003
Oh...the many, many times I've felt this sentiment...
Maybe there's something wrong with me since I don't find either of the following fascinating:
1) Babies.
2) Weddings.
So these these rock, as far as I'm concerned.
Maybe there's something wrong with me since I don't find either of the following fascinating:
1) Babies.
2) Weddings.
So these these rock, as far as I'm concerned.
Monday, October 6, 2003
Proof that some people just shouldn't breed.
[...]The 2000 social security records reveal that 24 children were named Unique.
More on kids' names that are just stupid:
NEWS.com.au | Branded anything but Unique (September 29, 2003)
[...]The 2000 social security records reveal that 24 children were named Unique.
More on kids' names that are just stupid:
NEWS.com.au | Branded anything but Unique (September 29, 2003)
Bradley's got a blog.
There's something strange about blogging a blog -- kind of puts me in the mind of one of those mirror in a mirror in a mirror thingies. But I do feel like I should promote the blog of my lovely friend and favoritist wannabe giant, Bradley:
Wannabe Giant
There's something strange about blogging a blog -- kind of puts me in the mind of one of those mirror in a mirror in a mirror thingies. But I do feel like I should promote the blog of my lovely friend and favoritist wannabe giant, Bradley:
Wannabe Giant
Friday, October 3, 2003
Keeping with a drawing theme today...
When you listen to Radiohead, you're no longer actually listening to Radiohead -- you're listening to everyone's opinion about Radiohead. It's impossible to separate what you hear from what you've read. You are betrayed by what you know, and you know way too much.
Thus, in order to solicit an honest, undiluted opinion about Radiohead, you've have to find the proverbial People Living Under Rockes. As People Living Under Rocks are unavailable, let's use fifth graders.
East Bay Express | Radiohead Rorschach - Rob Harvilla
When you listen to Radiohead, you're no longer actually listening to Radiohead -- you're listening to everyone's opinion about Radiohead. It's impossible to separate what you hear from what you've read. You are betrayed by what you know, and you know way too much.
Thus, in order to solicit an honest, undiluted opinion about Radiohead, you've have to find the proverbial People Living Under Rockes. As People Living Under Rocks are unavailable, let's use fifth graders.
East Bay Express | Radiohead Rorschach - Rob Harvilla
The poor man's iPod.
Can't afford an iPod? The cracking geniuses at b3ta.com can help. They've found a paper template that you can cut out, wrap around a cigarette packet and use to impress the opposite sex with your edgy techno allure. Brilliant.
Cheap iPod
Can't afford an iPod? The cracking geniuses at b3ta.com can help. They've found a paper template that you can cut out, wrap around a cigarette packet and use to impress the opposite sex with your edgy techno allure. Brilliant.
Cheap iPod
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
This is just SO cool.
It's now on my wish list. Right behind the dozen QRIO robots who will call me their queen.
XM Radio | Delphi XM Roady
It's now on my wish list. Right behind the dozen QRIO robots who will call me their queen.
XM Radio | Delphi XM Roady
Monday, September 29, 2003
"The greatest invention in housing SINCE THE INVENTION OF BRICKS!"
Ah, the 50s. A strange and optimistic time. Always reinventing the idea of "modern living."
A completely furnished and decorated home you can buy exactly as you see it...fully equipped for modern living with everything included from central air conditioning down to brand-new toothbrushes.
The "Weekend Utopia" picture alone (bottom, right) is worth a click.
the leisurama housing project
Ah, the 50s. A strange and optimistic time. Always reinventing the idea of "modern living."
A completely furnished and decorated home you can buy exactly as you see it...fully equipped for modern living with everything included from central air conditioning down to brand-new toothbrushes.
The "Weekend Utopia" picture alone (bottom, right) is worth a click.
the leisurama housing project
Oh, to be in Nevada in November...
Kudos to Timmy for the link.
World Beard and Moustache Championships | Carson City, NV | 2003
Kudos to Timmy for the link.
World Beard and Moustache Championships | Carson City, NV | 2003
Wednesday, September 24, 2003
Northwest Airlines instant-win contest.
I love this stuff. A little game that gives you the chance to instantly win 2,500 WorldPerks miles.
The nwa.com Check-In Instant Win Game
I love this stuff. A little game that gives you the chance to instantly win 2,500 WorldPerks miles.
The nwa.com Check-In Instant Win Game
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
I love these guys.
Late last week, Bradley and I were discussing whether graphic design can be considered fine art. I used this company's posters to support my argument that yes, I believe some "commercial" art can also be "real" art.
Aesthetic Apparatus | Posters
Late last week, Bradley and I were discussing whether graphic design can be considered fine art. I used this company's posters to support my argument that yes, I believe some "commercial" art can also be "real" art.
Aesthetic Apparatus | Posters
Ohhhhh! I want to stay at The Library Hotel!
I didn't even know this existed until this morning when I read this story about the Dewey Decimal rights-holders suing this lovely establishment for copyright infringement.
Hell, they can sort out the financial stuff themselves. Seems a little over-the-top to me. All I know is that want to stay in a Dewey Decimal room...
Library Hotel, New York City, NY
I didn't even know this existed until this morning when I read this story about the Dewey Decimal rights-holders suing this lovely establishment for copyright infringement.
Hell, they can sort out the financial stuff themselves. Seems a little over-the-top to me. All I know is that want to stay in a Dewey Decimal room...
Library Hotel, New York City, NY
Monday, September 22, 2003
Can I vote no to ALL of them?
Wisconsin currency. Cast your vote. Please.
(via our office intranet this morning -- thanks, Jillian!):
"Vote for your favorite (or least offensive).
Do we really want a cow head and a hunk of cheese on our quarter? Yikes!"
Wisconsin Commemorative Quarter | Vote
Wisconsin currency. Cast your vote. Please.
(via our office intranet this morning -- thanks, Jillian!):
"Vote for your favorite (or least offensive).
Do we really want a cow head and a hunk of cheese on our quarter? Yikes!"
Wisconsin Commemorative Quarter | Vote
Sunday, September 21, 2003
Possibly the weirdest, most depressing web site ever.
I don't know what surprised me more -- the fact that, as his final meal, James Powell requested only a pot of coffee. (Gallows humor, perhaps?) Or the fact that Texas executes people on a shockingly regular basis. And keeps its web site so up-to-date...
Texas Department of Criminal Justice | Final Meal Requests
I don't know what surprised me more -- the fact that, as his final meal, James Powell requested only a pot of coffee. (Gallows humor, perhaps?) Or the fact that Texas executes people on a shockingly regular basis. And keeps its web site so up-to-date...
Texas Department of Criminal Justice | Final Meal Requests
Saturday, September 20, 2003
Staggering.
From the archives of the always-entertaining Morning News-- Possibly the most spot-on, funny, brilliant treatise/how-to guide I've ever read about break-ups. This should be a flyer in doctor's offices. Really.
The Non-Expert: Broken Hearts
From the archives of the always-entertaining Morning News-- Possibly the most spot-on, funny, brilliant treatise/how-to guide I've ever read about break-ups. This should be a flyer in doctor's offices. Really.
The Non-Expert: Broken Hearts
Friday, September 19, 2003
As opposed to "strategic pants"?
(via, you guessed it, Jonerthun Gundemacher, Pantsblogger extraordinaire...)
Royal Robbins 5.11 Tactical Pants
(via, you guessed it, Jonerthun Gundemacher, Pantsblogger extraordinaire...)
Royal Robbins 5.11 Tactical Pants
Inexplicable. And cool beyond belief.
I wish I didn't have to work today. I'd much rather just explore this site. (Thanks for the link, Dan!)
Speckled Paint
I wish I didn't have to work today. I'd much rather just explore this site. (Thanks for the link, Dan!)
Speckled Paint
Bummer.
I was hoping to clear up all my credit card debt with this service, but, apparently, my price of my soul won't cover it.
Free online quotes available!
wewantyoursoul.com
I was hoping to clear up all my credit card debt with this service, but, apparently, my price of my soul won't cover it.
Free online quotes available!
wewantyoursoul.com
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
How creatives spend their days.
We at HD are just bummed that C-K (our competitors!) came up with this one first... damn 'em.
Stealth Disco
We at HD are just bummed that C-K (our competitors!) came up with this one first... damn 'em.
Stealth Disco
No more cats for me.
I'm getting myself about a dozen of these and proclaiming myself Queen of Locust Street.
Sony Global | QRIO
I'm getting myself about a dozen of these and proclaiming myself Queen of Locust Street.
Sony Global | QRIO
Monday, September 15, 2003
A step forward or a step back for feminism?
I'm simultaneously complimented and appalled by this particular technology development.
Enter the female robots - smh.com.au
I'm simultaneously complimented and appalled by this particular technology development.
Enter the female robots - smh.com.au
Saturday, September 13, 2003
Oooooooh....
This is the best site I've found in AGES. I've got to go. I only have one weekend to trawl through it before I have to go back to work.
Tack-O-Rama Home Page
This is the best site I've found in AGES. I've got to go. I only have one weekend to trawl through it before I have to go back to work.
Tack-O-Rama Home Page
Bill the Cat, too??
Apparently Berke Breathed can't stay away any longer. He's bringing Opus back. Yay!
Opus the Penguin Back In the Funny Business (washingtonpost.com)
Apparently Berke Breathed can't stay away any longer. He's bringing Opus back. Yay!
Opus the Penguin Back In the Funny Business (washingtonpost.com)
Everything's better on a stick.
My favorite part is that it has a cheese cube on it.
You gotta live the midwest.
CNEWS Weird News - Iowa Fair adds 'salad-on-a-stick'
My favorite part is that it has a cheese cube on it.
You gotta live the midwest.
CNEWS Weird News - Iowa Fair adds 'salad-on-a-stick'
I'll use this a lot in the winter.
A cool little app from MSN.com -- enter your criteria from the pulldowns and find out where you should live. I was surprised to find Anchorage, AK, in my results. Who knew?
Find City - MSN House & Home
A cool little app from MSN.com -- enter your criteria from the pulldowns and find out where you should live. I was surprised to find Anchorage, AK, in my results. Who knew?
Find City - MSN House & Home
Friday, September 12, 2003
Yay, Jonerthun!
An article about everyone's favorite pants blogger, Jonathan Gundlach. Or J.P. Gundermacher, as we like to call 'im...
OnMilwaukee.com Arts and Entertainment: For local artist, beauty is colorblind
An article about everyone's favorite pants blogger, Jonathan Gundlach. Or J.P. Gundermacher, as we like to call 'im...
OnMilwaukee.com Arts and Entertainment: For local artist, beauty is colorblind
Monday, September 8, 2003
Such a lovely simple idea.
Write yourself a letter to be delivered at a future date.
F u t u r e M e . o r g
For samples, go here
Write yourself a letter to be delivered at a future date.
F u t u r e M e . o r g
For samples, go here
Best of Craig.
My long-distance roommate, Tina, sent me this link. I love how people use Craig's list personals for this kind of stuff. It's almost like therapy...
Thanks, T. :)
My mom needs a hobby - please help!!!!
My long-distance roommate, Tina, sent me this link. I love how people use Craig's list personals for this kind of stuff. It's almost like therapy...
Thanks, T. :)
My mom needs a hobby - please help!!!!
Monday, September 1, 2003
The site that just keeps on giving.
I'm sure our signs and packaging are every bit as stupid to other cultures. But, man, I love engrish.com. Every time I re-discover it, it makes me thank god there are dorks out there that document this stuff. Here are the latest entries...
Recent Discoveries | Index
I'm sure our signs and packaging are every bit as stupid to other cultures. But, man, I love engrish.com. Every time I re-discover it, it makes me thank god there are dorks out there that document this stuff. Here are the latest entries...
Recent Discoveries | Index
Sunday, August 31, 2003
I'm torn.
I don't know whether to be completely in awe of the thoroughness of this or ashamed to be part of a culture that wants to make McDonald's food at home.
McDonald's hamburger recipes
I don't know whether to be completely in awe of the thoroughness of this or ashamed to be part of a culture that wants to make McDonald's food at home.
McDonald's hamburger recipes
Saturday, August 30, 2003
An homage to Jonathan.
Jonathan is my co-worker and creator of (in my opinion) the most sublime blog in the history of time, The Pantsblog (link in the right column). He's going to be absolutely giddy as a schoolgirl when he discovers the power of pants as a communication tool.
Trouser Semaphore
Jonathan is my co-worker and creator of (in my opinion) the most sublime blog in the history of time, The Pantsblog (link in the right column). He's going to be absolutely giddy as a schoolgirl when he discovers the power of pants as a communication tool.
Trouser Semaphore
Wednesday, August 27, 2003
A nice little article about my trio buddies.
A nice feature article by Nick Carter about the "Who's Your Daddy?" trio (Dan Trudell, Mike Standal and Dave Bayles). They play Thursday nights at The Estate. It came out a cuppla weeks ago, but it just occured to me to post it... duh.
JS Online | Dudes who likes to jazz it up
A nice feature article by Nick Carter about the "Who's Your Daddy?" trio (Dan Trudell, Mike Standal and Dave Bayles). They play Thursday nights at The Estate. It came out a cuppla weeks ago, but it just occured to me to post it... duh.
JS Online | Dudes who likes to jazz it up
Aww. 'Member "Kolchak, The Night Stalker"?
I used to love this show. I think I was in the 3rd or 4th grade when it was on (and cancelled). Trio's "Brilliant But Cancelled" series lets me relive the childhood memory of this and a lot of other shows that were good and never repeated. Ace.
TRIO | Brilliant But Cancelled
I used to love this show. I think I was in the 3rd or 4th grade when it was on (and cancelled). Trio's "Brilliant But Cancelled" series lets me relive the childhood memory of this and a lot of other shows that were good and never repeated. Ace.
TRIO | Brilliant But Cancelled
Kind of an intriguing little project.
e l e v a t o r m o o d s
And (via MeFi) for a bit more info read this
e l e v a t o r m o o d s
And (via MeFi) for a bit more info read this
Monday, August 25, 2003
R.I.P. Wes.
If you haven't heard Wesley Willis, I can't describe him to you. There is NO describing Wesley Willis' music. You have to hear it to believe it. Just follow the yellow brick links 'til you get to some MP3s. (Caution: language NSFW.)
He's the only person I've ever heard that I think deserves the following post-mortem tribute, posted to zfilter:
You will be missed, you crazy, crazy motherfucker.
Alternative Tentacles - News | Wesley Willis
If you haven't heard Wesley Willis, I can't describe him to you. There is NO describing Wesley Willis' music. You have to hear it to believe it. Just follow the yellow brick links 'til you get to some MP3s. (Caution: language NSFW.)
He's the only person I've ever heard that I think deserves the following post-mortem tribute, posted to zfilter:
You will be missed, you crazy, crazy motherfucker.
Alternative Tentacles - News | Wesley Willis
Saturday, August 23, 2003
The internet still regularly amazes me.
It probably shouldn't anymore. But it does.
Welcome to Radio-Locator, the most comprehensive radio station search engine on the internet. We have links to over 10,000 radio station web pages and over 2500 audio streams from radio stations in the U.S. and around the world.
Radio-Locator
It probably shouldn't anymore. But it does.
Welcome to Radio-Locator, the most comprehensive radio station search engine on the internet. We have links to over 10,000 radio station web pages and over 2500 audio streams from radio stations in the U.S. and around the world.
Radio-Locator
Aw. come onnnnn.
The guy was just trying to get spiffed up and cook for his veggie girlfriend. Give him a break. Sheesh.
MSN Entertainment - News - Cop in Bind Over 'Queer Eye'
The guy was just trying to get spiffed up and cook for his veggie girlfriend. Give him a break. Sheesh.
MSN Entertainment - News - Cop in Bind Over 'Queer Eye'
Thursday, August 21, 2003
Ah. If only all political commentary was this funny.
This little gem, from Jorge at okgo.net, arrived in my mailbox this morning:
Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Straight To Video
Arnold Schwarzenegger, a little known California politician, has made the first commercial of his gubernatorial campaign available on his website. It's not the surprisingly violent finger jabbing that scares me; it's the fact that the ad makes it look like the man has fangs. I also wish they could have found a more flattering photograph of Maria Shriver for the homepage:
Join Arnold!
Who should you vote for, given the opportunity? The porn star, of course. Apologies to the more sensitive among you, but please admit that she has some brilliant planks in her platform, including taxing breast implants and limiting jury duty to the unemployed. It's all right here:
Mary Carey for Governor
This little gem, from Jorge at okgo.net, arrived in my mailbox this morning:
Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Straight To Video
Arnold Schwarzenegger, a little known California politician, has made the first commercial of his gubernatorial campaign available on his website. It's not the surprisingly violent finger jabbing that scares me; it's the fact that the ad makes it look like the man has fangs. I also wish they could have found a more flattering photograph of Maria Shriver for the homepage:
Join Arnold!
Who should you vote for, given the opportunity? The porn star, of course. Apologies to the more sensitive among you, but please admit that she has some brilliant planks in her platform, including taxing breast implants and limiting jury duty to the unemployed. It's all right here:
Mary Carey for Governor
Tuesday, August 12, 2003
"Hi,I sing strange a capella music.ENJOY!!"
Oh, yes, you do, Dokaka. And we will.
DOKAKA | Smells Like Teen Spirit.mp3
Dokaka's web site.
Oh, yes, you do, Dokaka. And we will.
DOKAKA | Smells Like Teen Spirit.mp3
Dokaka's web site.
Guilty pleasures.
As an adult, I don't get too giddy about TV shows any more. I just assume they will disappoint or be cancelled prematurely if they're decent. But, I must confess, I'm feeling a little tingley (in a good way) about the new "Smoking Gun TV" that debuts next week. If it's even half as funny and nurtures even half the schadenfreude that the web site does, I'm going to have to get DVR.
I only hope they don't put it on opposite West Wing. That would just be cruel.
The Smoking Gun: Smoking Gun TV
Court TV: Smoking Gun TV
As an adult, I don't get too giddy about TV shows any more. I just assume they will disappoint or be cancelled prematurely if they're decent. But, I must confess, I'm feeling a little tingley (in a good way) about the new "Smoking Gun TV" that debuts next week. If it's even half as funny and nurtures even half the schadenfreude that the web site does, I'm going to have to get DVR.
I only hope they don't put it on opposite West Wing. That would just be cruel.
The Smoking Gun: Smoking Gun TV
Court TV: Smoking Gun TV
Wednesday, August 6, 2003
I hate spammers so much.
I can't begin to tell you how much I hate spammers.
So, I get no end of pleasure knowing that the names of the losers who actually order penis-enlargement pills are now public because of pathetic vendor security. (via MeFi and Wired)
Wired News: Swollen Orders Show Spam's Allure
I can't begin to tell you how much I hate spammers.
So, I get no end of pleasure knowing that the names of the losers who actually order penis-enlargement pills are now public because of pathetic vendor security. (via MeFi and Wired)
Wired News: Swollen Orders Show Spam's Allure
Tuesday, August 5, 2003
Monday, August 4, 2003
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Another favorite: Doors of Perception.
If I ever have thousands of dollars to throw around on my own intellectual pursuits, I'm getting a front row seat to a Doors of Perception conference in Europe. A conference chock full of designers, artists, architects, musicians -- whatever strikes their fancy -- all talking about how design and culture fit together...
Doors is a conference, website, knowledge network, and cultural accelerator. We bring together innovators, entrepreneurs, educators, and designers who want to imagine alternative futures - sustainable ones - and take design steps to realize them.
Yes, it sounds like a bunch of wank, but if you look at their site, you'll realize this isn't a bunch of artsy rhetoric. (The site is ugly as hell, but mind-bogglingly full of fascinating stuff.)
Doors of Perception >> News
If I ever have thousands of dollars to throw around on my own intellectual pursuits, I'm getting a front row seat to a Doors of Perception conference in Europe. A conference chock full of designers, artists, architects, musicians -- whatever strikes their fancy -- all talking about how design and culture fit together...
Doors is a conference, website, knowledge network, and cultural accelerator. We bring together innovators, entrepreneurs, educators, and designers who want to imagine alternative futures - sustainable ones - and take design steps to realize them.
Yes, it sounds like a bunch of wank, but if you look at their site, you'll realize this isn't a bunch of artsy rhetoric. (The site is ugly as hell, but mind-bogglingly full of fascinating stuff.)
Doors of Perception >> News
Monday, July 21, 2003
Yes, yes. I know.
"Switch" ad parodies are going the way of the dino. But this one is lovely. And it's a cartoon. How can you lose? (via AtomFilms.com)
Dark Side Switch
"Switch" ad parodies are going the way of the dino. But this one is lovely. And it's a cartoon. How can you lose? (via AtomFilms.com)
Dark Side Switch
Friday, July 18, 2003
I guess this gets us back for "Freedom Fries."
Yeah. This'll work.
France bans 'e-mail' from vocabulary
PARIS, France (AP) -- Goodbye "e-mail", the French government says, and hello "courriel" -- the term that linguistically sensitive France is now using to refer to electronic mail in official documents.
The [French] Culture Ministry has announced a ban on the use of "e-mail" in all government ministries, documents, publications or Web sites, the latest step to stem an incursion of English words into the French lexicon.
The ministry's General Commission on Terminology and Neology insists Internet surfers in France are broadly using the term "courrier electronique" (electronic mail) instead of e-mail -- a claim some industry experts dispute. "Courriel" is a fusion of the two words.
Read the full story on cnn.com
Yeah. This'll work.
France bans 'e-mail' from vocabulary
PARIS, France (AP) -- Goodbye "e-mail", the French government says, and hello "courriel" -- the term that linguistically sensitive France is now using to refer to electronic mail in official documents.
The [French] Culture Ministry has announced a ban on the use of "e-mail" in all government ministries, documents, publications or Web sites, the latest step to stem an incursion of English words into the French lexicon.
The ministry's General Commission on Terminology and Neology insists Internet surfers in France are broadly using the term "courrier electronique" (electronic mail) instead of e-mail -- a claim some industry experts dispute. "Courriel" is a fusion of the two words.
Read the full story on cnn.com
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Wow. I never thought to try this.
Just one more reason not to like Deion Sanders. Not that I was looking for any more...
Former Cowboy sued over auto repair bill
DALLAS -- A judge listened to testimony Monday and is expected to rule soon whether former Dallas Cowboy Deion Sanders owes money to a body shop for work done on his vintage 1961 Lincoln Continental convertible.
[...] The owner of the repair shop said Sanders wanted to pay only $1,500 of the $4,265.57 bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay...
Read the full story here.
Just one more reason not to like Deion Sanders. Not that I was looking for any more...
Former Cowboy sued over auto repair bill
DALLAS -- A judge listened to testimony Monday and is expected to rule soon whether former Dallas Cowboy Deion Sanders owes money to a body shop for work done on his vintage 1961 Lincoln Continental convertible.
[...] The owner of the repair shop said Sanders wanted to pay only $1,500 of the $4,265.57 bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay...
Read the full story here.
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
A lesson in civility and culture.
This definitely doesn't just apply to Italians. But it appears to be made by an Italian and is one of the funniest, most self-effacing portraits of a culture I've seen in awhile...
Europe and Italy
This definitely doesn't just apply to Italians. But it appears to be made by an Italian and is one of the funniest, most self-effacing portraits of a culture I've seen in awhile...
Europe and Italy
I'm guessing this isn't available for my ottoman.
It'd be pretty damn hip if it was, man. (via boingboing)
Electric Plaid is a truly unique aesthetic medium. Electric Plaid's textile patterns and colors change magically before your eyes [...] Electric Plaid is the only animated reflective (it doesn't light up!) color change medium in the world. Electric Plaid brings textile design and color mixing into the 21st century. Electric Plaid can be designed to match any interior or taste.
Electric Plaid
It'd be pretty damn hip if it was, man. (via boingboing)
Electric Plaid is a truly unique aesthetic medium. Electric Plaid's textile patterns and colors change magically before your eyes [...] Electric Plaid is the only animated reflective (it doesn't light up!) color change medium in the world. Electric Plaid brings textile design and color mixing into the 21st century. Electric Plaid can be designed to match any interior or taste.
Electric Plaid
Monday, July 14, 2003
Today's Mensa candidate.
(via The Smoking Gun)
JULY 14--Meet Michael Matakaetis. The 23-year-old Florida man was arrested last week after cops pulled him over for suspicion of drunk driving. Matakaetis, who had an open bottle of Captain Morgan Rum in his Lexus, apparently realized he was plastered and would be headed to the slammer. So, according to this Martin County Sheriff's report, Matakaetis decided to try and bribe his way out of the can. But instead of cash, Matakaetis actually offered the cop a stack of Dunkin' Donuts coupons. He noted, without irony, "You can have these if you just let me park the car and I'll walk home."
Read the whole stupid story here.
(via The Smoking Gun)
JULY 14--Meet Michael Matakaetis. The 23-year-old Florida man was arrested last week after cops pulled him over for suspicion of drunk driving. Matakaetis, who had an open bottle of Captain Morgan Rum in his Lexus, apparently realized he was plastered and would be headed to the slammer. So, according to this Martin County Sheriff's report, Matakaetis decided to try and bribe his way out of the can. But instead of cash, Matakaetis actually offered the cop a stack of Dunkin' Donuts coupons. He noted, without irony, "You can have these if you just let me park the car and I'll walk home."
Read the whole stupid story here.
Sunday, July 13, 2003
I'm back. (Finally!) With a cuppla helpful links...
Sorry. Moving and work have been a little overwhelming. But things have finally gotten back to semi-normal. So, back to the blog...
With celebs dropping like flies these days (look out if your name is "Buddy"), these might come in handy. The first one Paul told me about (simple and brilliant), the second is a bit more comprehensive.
Abe Vigoda Status
Dead or Alive
Sorry. Moving and work have been a little overwhelming. But things have finally gotten back to semi-normal. So, back to the blog...
With celebs dropping like flies these days (look out if your name is "Buddy"), these might come in handy. The first one Paul told me about (simple and brilliant), the second is a bit more comprehensive.
Abe Vigoda Status
Dead or Alive
Monday, June 23, 2003
I wish I could take the day off.
Just to read all these "toothpaste for dinner" cartoons. I'd be a much happier girl.
toothpaste for dinner drawing archives
Just to read all these "toothpaste for dinner" cartoons. I'd be a much happier girl.
toothpaste for dinner drawing archives
On a mini road trip to Indianapolis this weekend (happy birthday, Doreen!), my friend Lorraine brought along some old Trip Shakespeare CDs. I loved TS. I think I love these guys (two of the TS members) more now, just because of the web site. Take this sidebar comment for instance:
the Flops are not gay.
In fact they are so straight that they almost go around to the other side of the spectrum and become gay again.
But the fact remains that these two men constantly want all women and are only impaired in having them due to being married.
John Munson and Matt Wilson ARE the Flops!
the Flops are not gay.
In fact they are so straight that they almost go around to the other side of the spectrum and become gay again.
But the fact remains that these two men constantly want all women and are only impaired in having them due to being married.
John Munson and Matt Wilson ARE the Flops!
Thursday, June 19, 2003
God, I'm so happy I can read
...if only to enjoy this gem from The Independent newspaper (via MeFi) -- results of a competition to write the best beginning to an imaginary novel in 50 words or less.
(This is an astounding one, especially considering the author is 9 years old:
I cannot quite remember when it started. I was probably about nine or 10. All I can remember is that when it started, I quite enjoyed it. No one told me I was playing dangerously.)
The Independent | Opening Gambits
...if only to enjoy this gem from The Independent newspaper (via MeFi) -- results of a competition to write the best beginning to an imaginary novel in 50 words or less.
(This is an astounding one, especially considering the author is 9 years old:
I cannot quite remember when it started. I was probably about nine or 10. All I can remember is that when it started, I quite enjoyed it. No one told me I was playing dangerously.)
The Independent | Opening Gambits
Monday, June 16, 2003
What DID people do before Photoshop?
Road signs (via Metafilter).
Worth1000.com | Photoshop Contests | Are you Worthy?� | contest
Road signs (via Metafilter).
Worth1000.com | Photoshop Contests | Are you Worthy?� | contest
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
Wow.
About as close to a Star Trek communicator as we've gotten so far. From TechExtreme.com (via zfilter.com):
Rarely is an invention so unique, so visceral and so simple that in 15 seconds most people who experience it realize it could alter everyday life.
Sound That Focuses Only On You
About as close to a Star Trek communicator as we've gotten so far. From TechExtreme.com (via zfilter.com):
Rarely is an invention so unique, so visceral and so simple that in 15 seconds most people who experience it realize it could alter everyday life.
Sound That Focuses Only On You
Monday, June 9, 2003
The Office.
Okay. I now have to watch this show. The commercials alone are hilarious. The fact that I got the link from an ad on The Smoking Gun just seals the deal.
BBC America - The Office Rules
Okay. I now have to watch this show. The commercials alone are hilarious. The fact that I got the link from an ad on The Smoking Gun just seals the deal.
BBC America - The Office Rules
Friday, June 6, 2003
Bummer. This just in...
I guess it's now a battle of unreliable sources -- Hello! magazine vs Fox News.
[...]As for Keanu doling out the big bucks, here's the real story: Two years ago he put some of his upfront money back into the production budget to ensure the creative staff -- costumes, special effects etc. -- could continue working on the trilogy. This was back when the first Matrix had not yet hit pay dirt. Since then, believe me, the movies have been such a success that everyone's gotten what they needed.
But Keanu has not written any personal checks to anyone. Sorry.
FOXNews.com
I guess it's now a battle of unreliable sources -- Hello! magazine vs Fox News.
[...]As for Keanu doling out the big bucks, here's the real story: Two years ago he put some of his upfront money back into the production budget to ensure the creative staff -- costumes, special effects etc. -- could continue working on the trilogy. This was back when the first Matrix had not yet hit pay dirt. Since then, believe me, the movies have been such a success that everyone's gotten what they needed.
But Keanu has not written any personal checks to anyone. Sorry.
FOXNews.com
Thursday, June 5, 2003
It's just cruel...
To put out a trailer this funny for a movie that's not coming out for another YEAR...
The Incredibles
To put out a trailer this funny for a movie that's not coming out for another YEAR...
The Incredibles
Wednesday, June 4, 2003
Messing with stock photography.
I don't know why, but I find this charming in a twisted sort of way.
Animation
I don't know why, but I find this charming in a twisted sort of way.
Animation
Crap actor. Great gesture.
Point Break? Johnny Mnemonic? SO bad. But, if this is true, I almost have to forgive the guy his acting indiscretions just for being a nice guy.
KEANU REEVES GIVES �50 MILLION TO UNSUNG HEROES OF 'THE MATRIX'
Point Break? Johnny Mnemonic? SO bad. But, if this is true, I almost have to forgive the guy his acting indiscretions just for being a nice guy.
KEANU REEVES GIVES �50 MILLION TO UNSUNG HEROES OF 'THE MATRIX'
Tuesday, June 3, 2003
Proof that your signature means nothing.
I'm just too chicken to try this. But I'm glad someone did.
The Credit Card Prank
I'm just too chicken to try this. But I'm glad someone did.
The Credit Card Prank
Thursday, May 22, 2003
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Beautiful, funny, illustrated history of the Internet.
This will probably hang in many a cubby. (via Metafilter)
The Lemon: History Of The Internet
This will probably hang in many a cubby. (via Metafilter)
The Lemon: History Of The Internet
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Klingon interpreter sought for patients. Geeks rejoice.
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.
The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.
[...] "There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.
Associated Press story
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.
The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.
[...] "There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.
Associated Press story
Tuesday, May 13, 2003
That shoots that theory.
Friday, May 9, 2003 - LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the prose the likes of Shakespeare.
Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.
Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.
Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare (washingtonpost.com)
Friday, May 9, 2003 - LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the prose the likes of Shakespeare.
Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.
Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.
Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare (washingtonpost.com)
Friday, May 9, 2003
B3ta.com
These kids are the best. Any company that sends out a newsletter entitled, "Clickity Yoo-dar Clickity Yay" is okay in my book.
But I digress.
This little nugget is from their latest newsletter:
It must be quite dull being a web designer, having to build sites to sell crap stuff all day. So we salute this fellow who, in his boredom, has crafted one of the most preposterous front pages ever to grace a site about pie packaging.
Nicholl Food Packaging
These kids are the best. Any company that sends out a newsletter entitled, "Clickity Yoo-dar Clickity Yay" is okay in my book.
But I digress.
This little nugget is from their latest newsletter:
It must be quite dull being a web designer, having to build sites to sell crap stuff all day. So we salute this fellow who, in his boredom, has crafted one of the most preposterous front pages ever to grace a site about pie packaging.
Nicholl Food Packaging
Thursday, May 8, 2003
How well do you know your art?
An amazing little film that will make you feel chuffed to know your Matisse from your Magritte... be warned: download's a little slow.
"KUNSTBAR" a "film" by THE PETRIE LOUNGE--- 2002
An amazing little film that will make you feel chuffed to know your Matisse from your Magritte... be warned: download's a little slow.
"KUNSTBAR" a "film" by THE PETRIE LOUNGE--- 2002
Wednesday, May 7, 2003
This makes absolutely no sense
yet I can't stop clicking... (kudos to Anne for the link)
Nohands Gallery!
yet I can't stop clicking... (kudos to Anne for the link)
Nohands Gallery!
Friday, May 2, 2003
With Pantsblog on vacation (well, not the site, but the pant-astic genius behind it...)
I'll have to make do with the biscuit equivalent (if only for the name)...nicecupofteaandasitdown.com
I'll have to make do with the biscuit equivalent (if only for the name)...nicecupofteaandasitdown.com
Thursday, May 1, 2003
Probably the most painful video I've seen in years.
Major, MAJOR fremps. A 13-year old girl forgetting the words to The National Anthem in front of 20,000 people at the NBA playoffs. But the Blazers' coach, Maurice Cheeks, steps in for the John Hughes' ending, and all's right with the world. What a classy guy.
Watch the video
Read about it here:
NBA.com | Blazers: Cheeks Anthem Assist
Major, MAJOR fremps. A 13-year old girl forgetting the words to The National Anthem in front of 20,000 people at the NBA playoffs. But the Blazers' coach, Maurice Cheeks, steps in for the John Hughes' ending, and all's right with the world. What a classy guy.
Watch the video
Read about it here:
NBA.com | Blazers: Cheeks Anthem Assist
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
Would it kill them to ask?
I always suspected that The Doors' Ray Manzarek was a weasel. Now I'm almost positive...
APRIL 24--The parents of Jim Morrison yesterday sued two of their son's former Doors bandmates, claiming that the musicians, now touring in a reformed version of the famous group, have "maliciously misappropriated" the name and logo of The Doors and are using Morrison's poetry and photos without permission...
The Smoking Gun: Doors Suit
I always suspected that The Doors' Ray Manzarek was a weasel. Now I'm almost positive...
APRIL 24--The parents of Jim Morrison yesterday sued two of their son's former Doors bandmates, claiming that the musicians, now touring in a reformed version of the famous group, have "maliciously misappropriated" the name and logo of The Doors and are using Morrison's poetry and photos without permission...
The Smoking Gun: Doors Suit
Friday, April 25, 2003
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Apparently the movie is coming out soon...
Hulk
Apparently the movie is coming out soon...
Hulk
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Silophone. Play sound into a silo.
That's right. Upload a .wav or .mp3 file (1 mb max) and it plays into an old silo in Montreal. You can listen to it via RealAudio.
From the web site:
Silophone makes use of the incredible acoustics of Silo #5 by introducing sounds, collected from around the world using various communication technologies, into a physical space to create an instrument which blurs the boundaries between music, architecture and net art. Sounds arrive inside Silo #5 by telephone or internet. They are then broadcast into the vast concrete grain storage chambers inside the Silo. They are transformed, reverberated, and coloured by the remarkable acoustics of the structure, yielding a stunningly beautiful echo. This sound is captured by microphones and rebroadcast back to its sender, to other listeners and to a sound installation outside the building. Anyone may contribute material of their own, filling the instrument with increasingly varied sounds.
Play the Silophone
That's right. Upload a .wav or .mp3 file (1 mb max) and it plays into an old silo in Montreal. You can listen to it via RealAudio.
From the web site:
Silophone makes use of the incredible acoustics of Silo #5 by introducing sounds, collected from around the world using various communication technologies, into a physical space to create an instrument which blurs the boundaries between music, architecture and net art. Sounds arrive inside Silo #5 by telephone or internet. They are then broadcast into the vast concrete grain storage chambers inside the Silo. They are transformed, reverberated, and coloured by the remarkable acoustics of the structure, yielding a stunningly beautiful echo. This sound is captured by microphones and rebroadcast back to its sender, to other listeners and to a sound installation outside the building. Anyone may contribute material of their own, filling the instrument with increasingly varied sounds.
Play the Silophone
Yes. Weirder and cooler than Teletubbies.
From last Sunday's issue of The Guardian (UK)
For those readers who are neither students, small children, the minders of small children, the unemployed or TV critics, the Boohbahs are five fat furry atoms of light with bulbous tummies, huge blinking eyes and heads that, tortoise-like, retract into their bodies. They sleep nestled like tealights in a modernist organic chandelier and at bedtime are whirled away across the world to the rainbow's end.
In their waking hours the Boohbahs dance and make funny noises and are occasionally interrupted by some grown-ups called 'Brother' and 'Sister' or 'Mr Man' and 'Mrs Lady'. My favourite non-Boohbah sequence involved 'Brother' and 'Sister' hunting for huge pearls inside giant iridescent oyster shells on a white sand beach under a clear blue sky. It was not only beautifully shot and hypnotic to watch but, screened in a different context, might easily be shortlisted for the Turner Prize.
The Observer | Review | Come and join us... (the full story)
Check out the web site for a taste of Boobah culture. SO strange.
Boohbah Zone
From last Sunday's issue of The Guardian (UK)
For those readers who are neither students, small children, the minders of small children, the unemployed or TV critics, the Boohbahs are five fat furry atoms of light with bulbous tummies, huge blinking eyes and heads that, tortoise-like, retract into their bodies. They sleep nestled like tealights in a modernist organic chandelier and at bedtime are whirled away across the world to the rainbow's end.
In their waking hours the Boohbahs dance and make funny noises and are occasionally interrupted by some grown-ups called 'Brother' and 'Sister' or 'Mr Man' and 'Mrs Lady'. My favourite non-Boohbah sequence involved 'Brother' and 'Sister' hunting for huge pearls inside giant iridescent oyster shells on a white sand beach under a clear blue sky. It was not only beautifully shot and hypnotic to watch but, screened in a different context, might easily be shortlisted for the Turner Prize.
The Observer | Review | Come and join us... (the full story)
Check out the web site for a taste of Boobah culture. SO strange.
Boohbah Zone
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
An astounding collection of, um, art.
Must be seen. Cannot be explained.
If you have time, dig around the site. It's worth it.
Paintings by Brandon Bird
Must be seen. Cannot be explained.
If you have time, dig around the site. It's worth it.
Paintings by Brandon Bird
From Tomato, one of my favorite design firms
I love these guys.
Our work on the [Jerry Seinfeld 'Comedian'] DVD follows on from the film titles and the Comedian Shrine website which were both created by us in 2002. The site [...] was designed in the style of a nerdy Jerry fanatic with very, very bad taste.
If you've never seen the movie trailer, be sure to watch it in the "Vids" section.
ComedianShrine - the unofficial site of comedian the movie
I love these guys.
Our work on the [Jerry Seinfeld 'Comedian'] DVD follows on from the film titles and the Comedian Shrine website which were both created by us in 2002. The site [...] was designed in the style of a nerdy Jerry fanatic with very, very bad taste.
If you've never seen the movie trailer, be sure to watch it in the "Vids" section.
ComedianShrine - the unofficial site of comedian the movie
Make your own mini-Bollywood movie.
Nothing says Bollywood like Denmark and Coca-Cola products.
Choose a clip. Write some dialogue. Ta-da! (Thanks for the link, Chris!)
Fanta Shokata
Nothing says Bollywood like Denmark and Coca-Cola products.
Choose a clip. Write some dialogue. Ta-da! (Thanks for the link, Chris!)
Fanta Shokata
Monday, April 21, 2003
It's a kitten. And it loves you. That's all.
For sheer goofiness, this has my top vote for today. (Be advised - this has sound that starts right away - if your speakers are turned up, your co-workers WILL think you're brain damaged.)
i love you kitten - b3ta
For sheer goofiness, this has my top vote for today. (Be advised - this has sound that starts right away - if your speakers are turned up, your co-workers WILL think you're brain damaged.)
i love you kitten - b3ta
Bummer.
Jazz singer Nina Simone died today. Her versions of "Sinnerman," "My Baby Just Cares for Me" and "I Put a Spell on You" are some of my favorite songs of all time, so I'm quite sad...
CNN.com - Singer Nina Simone dead at 70 - Apr. 21, 2003
Jazz singer Nina Simone died today. Her versions of "Sinnerman," "My Baby Just Cares for Me" and "I Put a Spell on You" are some of my favorite songs of all time, so I'm quite sad...
CNN.com - Singer Nina Simone dead at 70 - Apr. 21, 2003
Friday, April 18, 2003
Zen-like inanity.
The alphabet. Product placement. Vignettes. Hard to explain, but fun.
carl steadman :: placing.com
The alphabet. Product placement. Vignettes. Hard to explain, but fun.
carl steadman :: placing.com
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Oh, to be in Wausau, now that spring is here.
APRIL 16--Meet Montell Howard. The 21-year-old Wisconsin man was just busted for assaulting the Easter Bunny. According to cops, Howard roughed up a man dressed as the friendly rabbit during a visit to a Wausau mall. The bunny, 29-year-old Travis Peterson, was greeting children when Howard allegedly jumped into his lap and and started smashing him in the head. The assailant then put the Easter Bunny in a headlock and punched the rabbit in the mouth, as young mallgoers watched aghast.
The Smoking Gun: Man Assaults Easter Bunny
APRIL 16--Meet Montell Howard. The 21-year-old Wisconsin man was just busted for assaulting the Easter Bunny. According to cops, Howard roughed up a man dressed as the friendly rabbit during a visit to a Wausau mall. The bunny, 29-year-old Travis Peterson, was greeting children when Howard allegedly jumped into his lap and and started smashing him in the head. The assailant then put the Easter Bunny in a headlock and punched the rabbit in the mouth, as young mallgoers watched aghast.
The Smoking Gun: Man Assaults Easter Bunny
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
sharpeworld.com
This site has been one of my very favorites awhile, but it's been on hiatus. It seems to be awake now, though, with linkity goodness like its (his? their?) new MP3 series, "People that sound like instruments and instruments that sound like people."
This week's MP3 spotlight:
driven by the idea that it would be nice to come up with a way to enable his "deaf and dumb" neighbors to speak through a guitar, pete drake, a 1960s nashville steel guitar player (responsible for introducing steel guitar into pop music via his recordings with bob dylan, elvis presley, and george harrison), spent five years developing a way to make his instrument talk. although he sold millions of records with his "talking steel guitar" invention (not to be confused with the vocoder, a speech synthesis device invented by bell labs in 1939), it wasn't until "frampton comes alive!" that the talking guitar finally became a household sound.
Check out the archive while you're there. Definitely worth every minute.
sharpeworld -- mp3 of the week
This site has been one of my very favorites awhile, but it's been on hiatus. It seems to be awake now, though, with linkity goodness like its (his? their?) new MP3 series, "People that sound like instruments and instruments that sound like people."
This week's MP3 spotlight:
driven by the idea that it would be nice to come up with a way to enable his "deaf and dumb" neighbors to speak through a guitar, pete drake, a 1960s nashville steel guitar player (responsible for introducing steel guitar into pop music via his recordings with bob dylan, elvis presley, and george harrison), spent five years developing a way to make his instrument talk. although he sold millions of records with his "talking steel guitar" invention (not to be confused with the vocoder, a speech synthesis device invented by bell labs in 1939), it wasn't until "frampton comes alive!" that the talking guitar finally became a household sound.
Check out the archive while you're there. Definitely worth every minute.
sharpeworld -- mp3 of the week
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
My sister's former employer.
My memory may not be what it was, but I DO remember the go-go boots, Colleen.
The Grooviest Motel in Wisconsin
For more enjoyment, check out the rest of the site. It's fab.
J. Lilek's Institute of Official Cheer
Correction: My sis just informed me that the Gobbler uniform was "a pink V-neck dress with the ruffled bottom pulled up in a turkey tail in the back. Worn with fishnet stockings and platform shoes." My mistake. Oh, and god bless the 70s.
My memory may not be what it was, but I DO remember the go-go boots, Colleen.
The Grooviest Motel in Wisconsin
For more enjoyment, check out the rest of the site. It's fab.
J. Lilek's Institute of Official Cheer
Correction: My sis just informed me that the Gobbler uniform was "a pink V-neck dress with the ruffled bottom pulled up in a turkey tail in the back. Worn with fishnet stockings and platform shoes." My mistake. Oh, and god bless the 70s.
I love Ikea.
Their furniture, their prices, their ads, their video interface... [happy sigh.]
unb�ring tv
And creators of what may be one of the funniest commercials ever:
Tidy Up
Their furniture, their prices, their ads, their video interface... [happy sigh.]
unb�ring tv
And creators of what may be one of the funniest commercials ever:
Tidy Up
Monday, April 14, 2003
Well...I guess if Jesse Ventura can get into office...
Masked Wrestler Wins Japan Assembly Seat
TOKYO (Reuters) - Who is that masked man? One of Japan's newest politicians.
A professional wrestler who fought his way to victory in local assembly elections under his ring name and wearing his trademark mask has vowed the mask will not leave his face even after he enters the staid halls of Japanese politics.
"This is my face," the wrestler -- known as "The Great Sasuke" -- was quoted by the Nikkan Sports newspaper as saying of his black and white full-face mask with bright scarlet streaks and golden wings by the eye holes.
"I won support from voters with this face, and to take it off would be breaking promises," the 33-year-old wrestler, whose real name is Masanori Murakawa, said of his victory in conservative Iwate prefecture, some 460 km (290 miles) north of Tokyo.
Read the whole story (scroll down if you can't see it right away)
Masked Wrestler Wins Japan Assembly Seat
TOKYO (Reuters) - Who is that masked man? One of Japan's newest politicians.
A professional wrestler who fought his way to victory in local assembly elections under his ring name and wearing his trademark mask has vowed the mask will not leave his face even after he enters the staid halls of Japanese politics.
"This is my face," the wrestler -- known as "The Great Sasuke" -- was quoted by the Nikkan Sports newspaper as saying of his black and white full-face mask with bright scarlet streaks and golden wings by the eye holes.
"I won support from voters with this face, and to take it off would be breaking promises," the 33-year-old wrestler, whose real name is Masanori Murakawa, said of his victory in conservative Iwate prefecture, some 460 km (290 miles) north of Tokyo.
Read the whole story (scroll down if you can't see it right away)
Ouch!
From a press release about "The Great American Parade," by retired University of Wisconsin professor Robert Burrows:
The book, mocked at length by a Washington Post writer in a February interview with the author, is a political satire on economic themes [...] The reviewer, Gene Weingarten, unabashedly declared Burrow's novel to be a "wretchedly terrible product that shames the American publishing industry."
While Burrows describes his book as a "novel of ideas," the Post reviewer -- citing the elaborate and formal dialogue -- was prompted to ask the author, "Have you ever heard real human beings speak?" But the review was not entirely negative. "Your book is printed on very white, shiny paper," Weingarten remarked as he concluded the interview.
"Worst Novel in the World" wins readers
From a press release about "The Great American Parade," by retired University of Wisconsin professor Robert Burrows:
The book, mocked at length by a Washington Post writer in a February interview with the author, is a political satire on economic themes [...] The reviewer, Gene Weingarten, unabashedly declared Burrow's novel to be a "wretchedly terrible product that shames the American publishing industry."
While Burrows describes his book as a "novel of ideas," the Post reviewer -- citing the elaborate and formal dialogue -- was prompted to ask the author, "Have you ever heard real human beings speak?" But the review was not entirely negative. "Your book is printed on very white, shiny paper," Weingarten remarked as he concluded the interview.
"Worst Novel in the World" wins readers
Sunday, April 13, 2003
Nufonia must fall.
From the press release:
Nufonia Must Fall is a romantic tragedy in graphic novel form, by one of the world's most renowned DJs. Inspired both by silent films and comic books, this unique work has been published by ECW Press in conjunction with Ninja Tune. In Kid Koala's words, "It's about this robot who's trying to write love songs to get the attention of this girl. But he's a robot so he can't sing, and so it's kinda hard to write love songs. But there's adventure. There's some action. There's some drama. There are some sweet moments. There are some scary moments. . . it's all there."
It's beautiful. Check it out:
The commercial.
The book.
From the press release:
Nufonia Must Fall is a romantic tragedy in graphic novel form, by one of the world's most renowned DJs. Inspired both by silent films and comic books, this unique work has been published by ECW Press in conjunction with Ninja Tune. In Kid Koala's words, "It's about this robot who's trying to write love songs to get the attention of this girl. But he's a robot so he can't sing, and so it's kinda hard to write love songs. But there's adventure. There's some action. There's some drama. There are some sweet moments. There are some scary moments. . . it's all there."
It's beautiful. Check it out:
The commercial.
The book.
Schadenfreude at its best.
Possibly one of the funniest sites ever. Real memos from real companies. Who knows how they get them, but thank god they do. How to handle live turkeys invading your workspace. How to piss off your co-workers by putting their Star Wars figurines in compromising positions. Oh, and this one, about a breach in "professionality" at Circuit City:
To: Web Team
cc: MIS/Manager/CircuitCity
Date: 08/15/2001 12:31 PM
Subject: Professionality at work
Team,
Today there was another rubber band shooting occurrence. I want to remind you all that this is not acceptable behavior at work. Since I don't know who's shooting the rubber bands, I am going to put a copy of this e-mail into each of your personnel files. Since this is not acceptable behavior, if it continues, it will result in penalty.
- Rick
Internalmemos.com
Possibly one of the funniest sites ever. Real memos from real companies. Who knows how they get them, but thank god they do. How to handle live turkeys invading your workspace. How to piss off your co-workers by putting their Star Wars figurines in compromising positions. Oh, and this one, about a breach in "professionality" at Circuit City:
To: Web Team
cc: MIS/Manager/CircuitCity
Date: 08/15/2001 12:31 PM
Subject: Professionality at work
Team,
Today there was another rubber band shooting occurrence. I want to remind you all that this is not acceptable behavior at work. Since I don't know who's shooting the rubber bands, I am going to put a copy of this e-mail into each of your personnel files. Since this is not acceptable behavior, if it continues, it will result in penalty.
- Rick
Internalmemos.com
Think of 'em as Beanie Babies on acid.
I can't figure out for the life of me why American stores haven't picked up on these types of toys yet. They're cute, hip, kind of twisted, and there are a million geeks out there who'd happily hand over chunks of their paychecks for them. If you check these out, I can pretty much guarantee you'll spend at least 10 minutes looking at other toys on the site.
Podolly
Cat (Crazy Children #17)
I can't figure out for the life of me why American stores haven't picked up on these types of toys yet. They're cute, hip, kind of twisted, and there are a million geeks out there who'd happily hand over chunks of their paychecks for them. If you check these out, I can pretty much guarantee you'll spend at least 10 minutes looking at other toys on the site.
Podolly
Cat (Crazy Children #17)
Saturday, April 12, 2003
I'm a Friendster addict.
My friend Tina invited me to be part of Friendster, a free online "networking" community. It's kind of like personal ads, except not so creepy because you only view people that are your friends or friends of friends. And it's not just for dating. You can look for friends, activity partners or you can just sign up to help out your friends by introducing your friends to theirs. The best part is, you can read really sweet, funny testimonials written by your friends about how fabulous you are.
My friend Tina invited me to be part of Friendster, a free online "networking" community. It's kind of like personal ads, except not so creepy because you only view people that are your friends or friends of friends. And it's not just for dating. You can look for friends, activity partners or you can just sign up to help out your friends by introducing your friends to theirs. The best part is, you can read really sweet, funny testimonials written by your friends about how fabulous you are.
It's in the beta testing phase right now (which is probably why it's free), but it's already amazing. In a little over 24 hours, I now have a community of 145 people across the country in my Friendster network. And it's growing by the hour. It's worth signing up just to see how quickly your network grows...
Friendster site
Friday, April 11, 2003
Alive with Pleasure
One my my co-workers sent this along. A perfect mockumentary (a la "Best in Show") for design & marketing folks.
Alive With Pleasure site
One my my co-workers sent this along. A perfect mockumentary (a la "Best in Show") for design & marketing folks.
Alive With Pleasure site
High tea. With chopsticks.
I love England. I love Korea. So, of course, I'd be right at home on the space station.
NASA Space Station Picture of the Day
I love England. I love Korea. So, of course, I'd be right at home on the space station.
NASA Space Station Picture of the Day
Thursday, April 10, 2003
Trivia from mytypewriter.com:
A recent survey of the top 1,000 living English-language authors finds that more than 80 percent own manual typewriters averaging 43 years in age and three broken functions, with a per-unit resale value of $4.75 and slipping. Yet in a questionnaire about their response if brigands should invade their homes and demand either their beat-up old manual typewriters or their spouses on pain of death, a whopping 96 percent wrote ''Spouse.''
A recent survey of the top 1,000 living English-language authors finds that more than 80 percent own manual typewriters averaging 43 years in age and three broken functions, with a per-unit resale value of $4.75 and slipping. Yet in a questionnaire about their response if brigands should invade their homes and demand either their beat-up old manual typewriters or their spouses on pain of death, a whopping 96 percent wrote ''Spouse.''
Sometimes it's amazing what an artistic person can do with a web site.
I'm creeped out by bugs, and I still think this is amazing...
mytinygarden.com
I'm creeped out by bugs, and I still think this is amazing...
mytinygarden.com
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