The series is entitled 'Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle.'"



Damn. I wish our company could come up with a campaign name like that. And keep a straight face.



Sadly, however, this means North Korea will not celebrate "Mustache March" -- an alternate campaign that a few of my co-workers thought was an excellent idea after two hours of open bar at our company holiday party.



BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | N Korea wages war on long hair: "N Korea wages war on long hair"