Serious sticks and stones...

LaChania Govan said she got bounced around by her cable company when she called to complain [...] But when she got her August bill from Comcast she had no trouble understanding she'd made somebody mad. It was addressed to "Bitch Dog."

[...] In another case, Peoples Energy customer Jefferoy Barnes started getting letters addressed to 'Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes.'

'... I guess the earliest letter is dated in May and from then on up until now my name has been listed as Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes and I have no idea why.'

Yahoo! News :: Woman Gets Cable Bill With Derogatory Name