The last one is my favorite.
Wording for the first disclaimer [...] is taken verbatim from the sticker designed by the Cobb County School District ("A community with a passion for learning") in Georgia. Really, I'm not making this up. The other 14 are mildly educational variants that demonstrate the real meaning of a scientific "theory" as well as the true motivations of the School Board members and their creationist supporters.
Textbook disclaimer stickers
(via Ektopia)