Yay for convenience store clerks with machetes!

Even when you know what's going to happen, it's incredibly weird to watch it. So be sure to watch it.

When a robber approached the counter of a Florida convenience store and pulled a machete from his pants, the clerk did the only sensible thing. No, she didn't turn over the cash register's contents. Instead, she pulled out her own machete from behind the counter, prompting a bizarre standoff that was captured by a surveillance camera.

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