This made me laugh. If you've ever lived in a crap neighborhood and hated your neighbors, you know this feeling. It'd be funny in a bad neighborhood, possibly even funnier in an already gentrified neighborhood.
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Onion Store: "Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Trying To Gentrify This Neighborhood" Doormat