Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Crap TV alert – Celebrities On Ice.



After the show’s Olympic-quality judges offer their assessments, the remaining contestants, desperate for survival and broken from a series of horrific tumbles following ill-advised attempts at Triple Axels, will devour that week’s low scorer, hoping to absorb their fallen comrade’s stores of fame from their fatty tissue.



Defamer :: Desperation on Ice