McSweeney's Internet Tendency :: Rejected Submissions for Starbucks' "The Way I See It."

The way I see it, Lloyd is crazy. Not just short-pants-in-winter kinda crazy but batshit kinda crazy. Wears-a-velvet-cape-to-get-the-mail kinda crazy. Eats-imaginary-ice-cream-cone-while-talking-to-the-ghost-of-his-long-dead-Aunt-Hettie kinda crazy. Doesn't mean he shouldn't be allowed to drive a bus, though. It's just the way I see it.

Interesting related story:
The Seattle Times :: Tempest brews over quotes on Starbucks cups