If you have a few million to spare

...you can stay at this luxury private island. Only $25,000/night.

Funny. If I was spending that kind of money, I wouldn't be caught dead staying in a place that's furnished like a bad Sheraton. Ew.

Musha Cay, The Most Luxurious Private Island Resort in the world

(p.s. Originally, I compared it to a Marriott, but my pal, Lisa, informs me that Marriott hotels have upgraded their design and bedding. I stand corrected. Good for them.)