When a headstone just isn't enough?
Ummm. Eww.
The LifeGem® is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life.
(My pal Herwig brought up a good point - one hopes that serial killers would not use this service to add to their personal bling collection.)
What is a LifeGem?
(Thanks for the tip, L-Dawg!)