A Friday chuckle.

Maddox Jolie Adopts George Clooney

In an unprecedented move, celebrities who've adopted children, and imbued them with status and wealth never before experienced by toddlers, are now going a step further, and allowing them to adopt celebrities. A recent example is Maddox Jolie - who's own personal wealth exceeds $68 million - and who has succesfully adopted George Clooney. Clooney is rumored to be overjoyed at the adoption and was spotted at Baby Gap purchasing a dozen toddler's boys hats (size 12 to 18m), all in multi-colored blue.

The Daily Gut

(p.s. Sadly, this would be much funnier if it was well written, but the title still got me.)