Vanity Fair Oscar Party contest.

My Oscar dorkitude is showing. If you're one of my buds, remember - if you win, I'm free that night...

One lucky winner and a guest will receive:
- Round-trip airline tickets to Los Angeles
- Three nights at Loews Santa Monica Beach Hotel
- A luxurious spa treatment
- A pre-party beauty/grooming makeover
- $1,000 spending money
Plus...
- Two invitations to the VANITY FAIR® Oscar party!

Vanity Fair: Win Two Invitations to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party

p.s. Having won a New Yorker Festival contest from Conde Nast a few years ago, you can take heart that sometimes ordinary folks do win.