I wish I could take the day off.



Just to read all these "toothpaste for dinner" cartoons. I'd be a much happier girl.



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On a mini road trip to Indianapolis this weekend (happy birthday, Doreen!), my friend Lorraine brought along some old Trip Shakespeare CDs. I loved TS. I think I love these guys (two of the TS members) more now, just because of the web site. Take this sidebar comment for instance:



the Flops are not gay.



In fact they are so straight that they almost go around to the other side of the spectrum and become gay again.



But the fact remains that these two men constantly want all women and are only impaired in having them due to being married.



John Munson and Matt Wilson ARE the Flops!

God, I'm so happy I can read



...if only to enjoy this gem from The Independent newspaper (via MeFi) -- results of a competition to write the best beginning to an imaginary novel in 50 words or less.



(This is an astounding one, especially considering the author is 9 years old:



I cannot quite remember when it started. I was probably about nine or 10. All I can remember is that when it started, I quite enjoyed it. No one told me I was playing dangerously.)



The Independent | Opening Gambits

What DID people do before Photoshop?

Road signs (via Metafilter).

Worth1000.com | Photoshop Contests | Are you Worthy?� | contest

I can't explain it.

It's just an amazing site. You have to see it.

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