- Quarters are like gold.
- Two meals a day is standard.
- Road trip whenever possible.
- Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
- You will begin to nap again.
- Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
- Squirt guns = stress relief.
- E-mail becomes your second language.
- College students throw paper airplanes too.
- You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
- Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Seinfeld verbatim.
- You will never rent more movies in your life.
- No one is too old for video games.
- The health service nurses are there because they couldnt make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!
- Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
- Campus is only clean for family weekend and freshman orientation.
- It never sucked so much to get sick.
- Nothing you want to register for will be open.
- Beware of the freshman 15.
- Be creative in the dining hall.
- Classes: the later the better.
- You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.
- Disney movies are more than just classics.
- Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.
- Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
- New additions to food groups: Jolt Cola, Ramen, and Pizza.
- ATMs are the devils advocate.
- Duct tape heals all wounds.
- Pro Wrestling is suddenly cool again.
- Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
- Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.
- You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
- You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
- Procrastination is an art form.
- Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
- The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
- Youll eat anything if its free.
- College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
- Cartoons are for all ages, especially Scooby Doo.
- No matter how hard you try . . . You are never alone
Some added by wall posts=
A cancelled class is almost better than christmas.
-just because you have no bowl doesn't mean you can't make one out of a paper plate
-flip flops and padded bras double as tree ornaments in the quad
-flying kites is not just for 7 year olds
-you will need an air freshener, even if you have never bought one before
-caffeine addiction is a given
-Suddenly cheap beer becomes the beer of choice and taste no longer matters
-You realize how awesome taking a shower is without flip flops.
-don't forget that strangling your roommate is now your number 1 priority
-you can never have enough snacks or money