Oh, pleeeeeease.



If they're so compromising, why are they on a laptop computer at a friend's house? And, more importantly, what is wrong with these people???? Why do they insist on documenting their sexual liaisons anyway, if they're not planning on having them turn up on a web site?



"Moore is reportedly devastated at the possibility that the raunchy pictures - which were saved on a laptop computer taken from the Hollywood home of Kutcher's friend Adam Goldberg - will appear on the Internet and cause an even bigger sensation than Hilton's sex video."



Raunchy pics of Demi, Ashton reportedly stolen: