If this is what's going on in Wisconsin, I'm staying in until spring.

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A woman accused of digging up and taking her boyfriend's cremated remains more than a decade ago - and drinking the beer that was buried with them - was sentenced to 60 days in jail.
Woman gets 60 days for digging up remains, beer

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. [...] He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
Man accused of having relations with cows